Gogh Lay an Egg ~ Canvas Tote Bag

Gogh Lay an Egg ~ A Polite Way to Say Shoo

Back in the day, telling someone to go lay an egg was the most charming insult on the block. We think it deserves a comeback. It is sassy, harmless and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who keeps a few hens.

• For backyard chicken keepers: Fresh eggs every morning and opinions to match.
• Old school sass: A grandma-approved way to tell someone to scram.
• For farm life fans: Right at home at the feed store, the county fair or the kitchen table.

Margot has never walked past a weird little shop, and Vince gave up pretending we would come home empty-handed. This GoghBe canvas tote is made for days like that ~ the farmers market, the used bookstore, the beach with lunch for two tucked inside. Roomy 15" x 16" cotton canvas in Natural or Black, with your painting along for the ride. Take the scenic route. Bring the tote.